halloween’s coming early on tumblr
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
involved? i’m not involved
no commentary on hlv either because what would they be able to say about this
and let’s not forget
Actual Disney Princess: Lupita Nyong’o
STOP BEING SO PRETTY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT
i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
Can we talk about how all-in Chris Evans is when he laughs?
In ancient times, the land lay covered in forests, where, from ages long past, dwelt the spirits of the gods.
You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.